Friday, October 26, 2012

New Book Out

I have just published a verse novel called Vintage Ghosts (Francis Boutle publishers, London).  It relates the experience of a group of (mostly) old men who regularly look at and write to a website full of vintage images like the one depicted.  They yearn for the glamour and innocent eroticism of their youth. It's highly entertaining.  At least, it entertained me!

Thursday, July 5, 2012

New Particle Discovered!

Prof. Higgs Boson today announced the amazing discovery of a new particle entirely without mass and with pointless energy, the Tonyblur.


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